There's A Hair In This! To finally get back at all of those people that constantly barrage me in my sleep with questions like, "Why  don't you play?"  I then shove food in their faces and then listen to the sounds of their slurping, chewing, munching and I then ask them, "Are you not producing an interesting concoction yourself?  They think and then spray what they wanted to say, creating yet another piece of work.  When they finish I then pose the question, "Did you find the hair in it?" This then makes them frown and they then begin to choke upon the words spewing forth like the vomit pie fillings that they are eating.